The Parallel Manouver

I can do WITHOUT people driving half the speed limit on a one-way two-lane road, Right Next to Each Other!...

Phone Vanishing Act

I can do without people that don't pick up ten seconds after I missed their call or recieved a message..Their phone is probably still in their hands, and they don't pick up? fuck them...

Subway Etiquette

I can do without people who stand right in front of wagon doors as they open and either just tand there looking at you like they don't give a shit what you do to get out because they're going in, or they push their way in right as the doors open...

Elevator Etiquette

I can do without assholes who don't understand elevator etiquette: if you're coming in wait till people get out, if you're a delivery person and your cart is larger than the elevator don't try to cram it in when there's 20 people in it, and don't talk on your cell phone; you don't get reception anyhow, the conversation always goes like this "Yeah, I'm getting on the elevator because I'm a badass and I have a zillion dollars, and I rule the wor...hello? Hello? Can you hear me?"

Sidewalk Shoppers

I can do without people that walk focusing only on the stores and suddenly stop right in front of me...I try to elbow them every single time...

Mobile Jukebox

I can do without people who walk around playing music on their phones on speaker and act like it 'aint no thang, it is specially irritating when found in the subway...

Champ!

I can do without these motherfuckers who are forced to begin and end every sentence with a condescending patronizing cutesy title "Champ, that's what I'm talkin' about champ"

Left - Lane Buses

I can do without slow, lumbering buses and trailer-trucks driving at 40mph on the left passing lane. In a two-lane highway. At 5pm. On a Thursday.

Stick vs Auto

I can do without people who've been driving stick-shift their entire lives and swear they wouldn't be able to drive an automatic, it's just dumb...

Sweat Clouds

I can do without the sweat clouds and hair debris people leave on the windows of public buses...