Landing Ovation

I can do without people who clap their hands as the plane lands. The annoyance is further incremented when they clap as it Takes Off, because you Knnow it's going to be a repeat performance. It's the pilot's job people, much like a bus driver..If the plane executed a barril-roll and a loop and Then landed while having the pilot juggle rubber chickens on fire, I'd clap for that...

Iberia Stewardpeople

I can do without most steward"people", specially the ones from Iberia. All of them. No exception. Even the arguably good-looking ones, they suck too...

The Parallel Manouver

I can do WITHOUT people driving half the speed limit on a one-way two-lane road, Right Next to Each Other!...

Phone Vanishing Act

I can do without people that don't pick up ten seconds after I missed their call or recieved a message..Their phone is probably still in their hands, and they don't pick up? fuck them...

Subway Etiquette

I can do without people who stand right in front of wagon doors as they open and either just tand there looking at you like they don't give a shit what you do to get out because they're going in, or they push their way in right as the doors open...

Elevator Etiquette

I can do without assholes who don't understand elevator etiquette: if you're coming in wait till people get out, if you're a delivery person and your cart is larger than the elevator don't try to cram it in when there's 20 people in it, and don't talk on your cell phone; you don't get reception anyhow, the conversation always goes like this "Yeah, I'm getting on the elevator because I'm a badass and I have a zillion dollars, and I rule the wor...hello? Hello? Can you hear me?"

Sidewalk Shoppers

I can do without people that walk focusing only on the stores and suddenly stop right in front of me...I try to elbow them every single time...